My roommate and I moved to a new apartment recently. So far it's been great, and it has cut down both our commutes significantly. In fact, my roommate walks to work often. He's very excited about the money he will be saving on gas as the prices continue to soar.
On the other hand, he also just recently started seeing a lovely lady, but the trouble is, she lives three hours away. So while he's saving money on gas with his tiny commute, he's canceling that out by driving to see her.
The other night as we were headed out he didn't have any gas in his car, despite walking to work now. So I got stuck driving. We were talking about his traveling situation, and Roomie said, "If things keep going well [with aforementioned lovely lady], I see myself probably going down there once or twice a month."
To which I replied, "Well damn, if I'm gon have the place to mahself so much, I best be gettin' mahself a booyyfrend."
To which my radio practically replied, "Ha ha ha, oh Bri, you're so hopelessly pathetic."
Without skipping a beat, we heard that hauntingly beautiful voice from Three Dog Night sing out, "Onnnnnne is the loneliest number that you'll ever doooo."
Thanks radio. I think I'll be listening to mah iPawd from now on.
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