A game I play

Part of my responsibility for this 2nd job o' mine is to be the greeter. Simple enough, but it can get a bit old. Sure, you can find me shakin my groove thang if a good song comes on, and certainly I switch up my Hi Theres, and Welcomes, and Have a Good Ones now and then, but I'm still standing at a door for 8 hours saying hello and goodbye. 

But the good thing about living near the capital of this great nation of ours is I get to see a good deal of diversity. Much more spicy and interesting than the white bread of Ohio, "The Heart of It All." Because of this I've come up with a game to play to pass the time as I greet people. It's called "Gay or European." I think you can figure out the objective.